she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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