Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Randomize