is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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