if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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