So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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