So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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