the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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