Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you didnt know i had herpes?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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