Sponge bath it is.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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