just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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