we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.