Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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