It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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