so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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