They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
