I'm laying in your front yard are you home
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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