Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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