juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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