if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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