Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
