Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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