Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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