her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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