So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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