she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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