Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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