p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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