Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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