Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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