4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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