hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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