i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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