im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i think i have two assholes
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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