I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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