Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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