I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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