a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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