At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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