white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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