Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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