So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
