I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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