i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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