dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
did i just pee glitter
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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