her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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