Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so let's talk penis.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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