Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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