okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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