If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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