Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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