i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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