Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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