The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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