It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
