Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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