I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I didn't notice because vodka
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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